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Every Celebrity Has a Coffee Brand Now. Most of Them Are Bad.

From Hugh Jackman to Emma Chamberlain, we examined what happens when fame meets beans.

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Arnaud Leroy
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Every Celebrity Has a Coffee Brand Now. Most of Them Are Bad.
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There are now more celebrity coffee brands than there are celebrity tequila brands. That sentence would have been absurd five years ago. It is verifiably true today.

The pattern is familiar: famous person announces "passion project," hires a white-label roaster, slaps a minimalist logo on a bag, and prices it at $22 for 12 ounces. Instagram campaign. Sold out (of the intentionally small first batch). "Coffee entrepreneur" added to bio.

But here is the thing: some of them are actually good.

The Real Ones

Hugh Jackman's Laughing Man Coffee launched in 2011 — long before celebrity coffee was a trend. It started after Jackman met a coffee farmer named Dukale in Ethiopia while filming a documentary. The company is a certified B Corp, donates 100% of profits from the Laughing Man Cafe to the Laughing Man Foundation, and sources directly from the same cooperative Jackman visited. The coffee is competent, not exceptional. The mission is genuine.

Emma Chamberlain's Chamberlain Coffee gets dismissed because of the influencer association, but the operation is surprisingly serious. Single-origin offerings, seasonal rotations, and a cold brew concentrate that outperforms most grocery shelf competitors. Chamberlain herself is a genuine coffee obsessive — her early YouTube videos featured coffee preparation as a recurring motif years before the brand launched.

The Vanity Projects

We will not name every offender, but the warning signs are consistent: no information about sourcing origin, vague claims about "premium beans," a dark roast that masks the mediocre green coffee underneath, and a price premium justified entirely by the face on the bag.

The simplest test: does the website tell you where the beans come from? Country of origin, farm or cooperative name, processing method, roast date. If these are missing, you are paying for marketing, not coffee.

Why It Matters

Celebrity brands bring new drinkers into specialty coffee. That is unambiguously good. Someone who starts with Chamberlain Coffee and graduates to a local top-rated roaster is a win for the entire industry.

The problem is when celebrity brands charge specialty prices for commodity-grade coffee. That teaches consumers that $20 per bag is normal for mediocre beans, which actually hurts the independent roasters who charge the same price for genuinely sourced, carefully roasted coffee.

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